My relatives are looking for a Babyname with J for a boy and I just jokingly said Johnlock and they saID IT WAS A NICE NAME AND NOW THERE IS A 50/50 CHANCE THAT THEY WILL NAME HIM JOHNLOCK!!! GUYS!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? WHAT. HAVE. I. DONE?!?
oh well, my mom thinks the boy I like is called Destiel
What happens when you burn a hole in a CD and blow air in it.
well okay then
SCIENCE
Science you’re drunk again
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
(Reblogged from chelseaheckagaming)
klainebowsinthemerryoldlandofoz:
who the hell do you think you are
you son of a bitch.
OH HELL NO
(Source: the-timelordwho-lived)
(Source: membersonlyguy)
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
(Source: thesnowinthedarkness)
#I LOVE IT WHEN THEY CASUALLY SLIP IN LITTLE FACTS ABOUT THE TIME LORDS
I love it but at the same time it hurts my soul.
i am info dumping in my head ugh doctor stop you’re making shit up now…if you want to say Time Lords ENGINEERED black holes I could enjoy that
what if the doctor failed time lord school
like hugely
I mean he’s got all these devices and stuff but he hasn’t actually MADE any of them
what if he failed every single engineering class
and he can still make SOME stuff in an emergency (like in ‘the lodger’ and ‘the doctor’s wife’) but it’s all rly basic stuff and it takes him far too long to make it like other time lords could do it in half a minute
and he flat-out doesn’t understand what his engineering/quantum physics teachers were telling him
what if that’s why he lands in the wrong places/times so often
what if that’s why he was such a bad physics teacher even for humans
I like this.
Euhm yes that’s kinda accurate actually. Correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t Romana insult his abilities and then he answers all indignantly like: “I passed my exams with 50% at the 2nd attempt!” Also she’s much better at repairing/piloting the tardis than he is… Same goes for K-9 and the other technical stuff.
idek man like the show and the fans always treat the doctor like he’s some big genius, all-knowing and godlike and stuff
and I guess he is in comparison to humans
but like canonically he’s a lousy driver and stole the tardis so he didn’t have to stay at home anymore and doesn’t even know stuff
I just
why isn’t it ever like a thing that the doctor was a timelord of average intelligence and a bit odd and everyone else thought he was silly and wondered why he liked humans so much
no he’s super angsty and powerful and brilliant yup that’s it
(Source: ksica)
zelda fans who get upset at fans who think link’s name is zelda
i’m pretty sure you’re not the first fandom to feel that way
frankenstein
To be fair though Frankenstein is a very monstery name
#i bet if his name was victor smith he wouldnt have these problems
(Source: canuupls)
Great tumblr mysteries
- The name of the Doctor
- What happened in Budapest
- How Sherlock survived
- Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from
